Funny Bones - Doggie Quotes

Doggie Quotes

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."

"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul--chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."

"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets."

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it."

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

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