Funny Bones - Doggie Quotes

CAT AND DOG ANALYSIS

CAT ANALYSIS
1. Cats do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be
alone.
5. when you want to be alone, they want to
play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every
whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur
coats.

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DOG ANALYSIS
1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most
comfortable piece
of furniture in the house.
2. They can hear a package of food
opening half a block away, but they
don't hear you when you're in the same room.
3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the
same time.
4. They growl when they are not happy.
5. When you want to play, they want to
play.
6. When you want to be alone, they want to
play.
7. They leave their toys everywhere.
8. They do disgusting things with their
mouths and then try to
give you a kiss.
9. They go right to your crotch as soon as they
meet you.

CONCLUSION: THEY'RE TINY MEN IN LITTLE FUR COATS

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